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condamnit 

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.
"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"
condamnit by qfizzle May 3, 2009

Cock Damnit 

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole
"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."
Cock Damnit by El Zacko August 12, 2007

[Cockdamn] 

A less religious, and less offensive, term for Goddamn. Believed to be from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
[Cockdamn] by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

COCKANITIS 

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid
Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!
COCKANITIS by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

big cockaniteis 

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.
Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis

Cockdamn 

Damn papi thats a cockdamn
Cockdamn by Christina.. September 25, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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