cockdamnit 

Just a worse way of saying damn it.

The oil spill is still gushing after 75 days...

Cockdamnit!

cockdamnit by Samatic July 9, 2010

condamnit 

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

condamnit by qfizzle May 3, 2009

Cock Damnit 

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole

"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."

Cock Damnit by El Zacko August 12, 2007

[Cockdamn] 

A less religious, and less offensive, term for Goddamn. Believed to be from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Kiss my Cockdamn ass.

[Cockdamn] by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

COCKANITIS 

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid

Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!

COCKANITIS by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

big cockaniteis 

a disease in which your dick gets so big it explodes. And then your left with nothing but a hole which makes you a chick.

Over dose on viagra, it gives u big cockaniteis

big cockaniteis by christapher walkins August 15, 2009

Cockdamn 

A damn hard cock

Damn papi thats a cockdamn

Cockdamn by Christina.. September 25, 2023