The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023

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Condom Conundrum

When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.

"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."

by Old Bae December 3, 2017

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Conundrum

A relationship that should be, but due to extreme complexities can’t quite be.

Jaime and Dani, man that relationship is a conundrum.

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Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.

Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

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