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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
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Constraction

Constructed or manufactured distraction, defraction and reaction in the media, usually Right-Wing driven.

Hence, Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.
Daily Bleach Landings on the Foresure & SeeBest of Labour/Greens Collaboracy* government is a monotonously repetitive form of Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction.

The ending was pure constraction.
by PartisanZ March 12, 2022
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Congration

Congration is a sentence. *sarcastic clap*
by HaING February 5, 2017
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Contraditional

adj. Something that isn't just not traditional, it's actually against tradition
Contradtional predicate nominatives is starting with sentences

It is contraditional for Jews to eat pork, i think.


Not only did Holly have to ask Dave out on their first date, but they went to a buffet.

Even though Nashville is the country music capital, there are more rap radio stations.

For his last meal before he was executed, Jeffrey asked for clay pancakes with iron chips and fried cat heads wrapped in horse bacon
by bullzion January 1, 2009
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congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :
I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.
by ahart14 March 9, 2010
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Cuntraction

The act of contracting, when it applies to STDs gotten from women.
I think I may have cuntracted brosyphilis this weekend from Allen's girlfreind. This is a most unfortanate cuntraction.
by TTT of your Face February 10, 2010
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church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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