double contraction

A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.

"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."

by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008

side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.

Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!

by supernovaRED July 13, 2014

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Contract Wars

A Russian based Free to play First person shooter with RPG elements. It runs on the Unity engine and is browser based. It is a depiction of where all combat is taken on by private military companies (P.M.C.s). All of the fighting shown is between B.E.A.R. and U.S.E.C. groups. It has great graphics, it is pretty balanced, has interesting maps, and focuses entirely on multiplayer games. It can be played on Kongregate and Facebook.

Gilda: "Hey what is a good shooter game that not every one has hear of yet?"

Gustav: "Contract wars is pretty good."

Gilda: "Cool, I'll try it out."

by Gak!? June 4, 2014

Law of contract fucking

"Any fuck that has been fucked can be refucked if the fucker and fuckee agree that the fuck that was fucked was a fucking great fuck"

Law of contract fucking
"Gosh Shirley, since the fucking great fuck was so great, how about we go into contract?"
"Sure Dan! I'd love to! You are a fucking great fuck"

by DanDingo the GREAT! September 29, 2006

Contracts

An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have to study for Contracts."

by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008