Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

eurovision song contest

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.

Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

by WeresorryAmerica April 20, 2017

Pig Fucking Contest

An extremely rough and competitive gang bang or gang rape. Can involve an overweight or unattractive woman but not technically required.
As a competition it is scored loosely by the other participants. Rating each other on technique, creativity, duration, amplitude, modulation, depravity and unnecessary roughness.

It was clear to the members of the Omega Sigma Tau outlaw Bike Gang and tea society that MaryLou had agreed to to be the playing field for a pig fucking contest when she chose to drink the beer with the roofy in it.

by Phineas T June 28, 2009

cuntmeister

a meister of cunts.

what a complete cuntmeister.

by backsacandcrack December 18, 2010

dude brah contest

A challenge between dude brahs for who can use the most dudes and brahs in one sentence.

"Yo Brah! I was like duuude, braahhhh!"
"Dude."

"Dude, I touched this chick's brah man!"
"Dude! You are my Brah, Dude!"

by Let-The-Surf-Shine-In April 14, 2004

pissing contest

1. a dispute that's a matter of one side's claims or bluster against the other's; a word feud; bickering; belly bumping. Contrary to some definitions, women are quite capable of(although usually less inclined to) "hold their own" in a pissing contest, which could morph into a shirt-shredding cat fight

2. many of the pointless definitions at this site that every one over the age of 8 already knows the meaning of

Liberal Conservative
Goth Prep
Pro-life Pro-Choice
Religion Atheist
ad nauseum in aeternum

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

contanister

1. A canister shaped container used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

2. A woman's ass that is used to hold small objects, such as beads, marbles, etc.

1. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

2. I have all my beads arranged by color in separate contanisters.

by Glenn Steckler January 14, 2004