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Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
by JRadimus April 10, 2011
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Cyber Confidence

Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.
Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
by eClif May 2, 2010
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Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.
"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."
by Moibus October 23, 2019
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zero consent

The best ska band in the worldish...!
Fig A: you heard that great track waster?
Fig B: Yea man! its world number one
Fig A: Bitchin'!
by Someone from the future ;-) January 18, 2005
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My self confidence

There is no such thing
by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019
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overly confident beard guy

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
by fahey123 March 30, 2009
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college confidential

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010
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