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conjugal e-mail address

An e-mail address shared by a couple (married or not) who likes to apply their "coupleness" to everything.

In many cases, the e-mail address was originally the guy's but when "couple status" was attained, the girl claimed co-ownership of the guy’s e-mail address. Sometimes this may be a case of the girl (or guy) being territorial. Sometimes this may even be a case of the girl (or guy) going loony as she (/he) thinks that she (/he) is the other person as evidenced by her (/his) eagerness in replying to all e-mails addressed to the original owner of the e-mail address.
bjones@...... is our conjugal e-mail address.
by Layang July 7, 2008
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Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.
As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er
by FiKriss December 17, 2009
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conjunctifucked

The intersection (conjunction) of things that are not meant to intersect, leading to a dysfunction of fucked up proportions.
Putting ketchup in my cereal has it all conjunctifucked.
You, Pam and Rudy are conjunctifucked. At least one of you fools needs to keep walking.
by PrimalHazard May 3, 2010
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conjaster

To put together or build quickly, shabbily
The night before the report was due, John conjastered a 1 page essay
by mongofa July 20, 2010
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conjoined twits

when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.

Followers
Jedward are conjoined twits

Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.

Everyone: yes they were
by YeahIWentThereAgain August 30, 2010
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Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012
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Conjuegal

To get someone to do something of an unwanted nature usually by under the radar manipulation, trickery or Tom Foolery.
That guy totally conjuegalled me into kissing him!
by justjaijai August 14, 2014
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