Fat Girl Confidence

The undeserved, but ever-present, condition of self-esteem felt by fat girls who believe that men actually care about "personality." Brought about by Chubby Chasers trying to score by laughing at unfunny jokes or listening to terrible poetry. See also, Freakhog (3)

It's that fat girl confidence, man, it can't be deterred.

by prestellad October 27, 2010

gayning confidence

The art of gaining a woman's confidence while pretending to be gay, all the while waiting for the opportunity to prey on her in a moment of vulnerability.

Man 1: My ex is hanging out a lot with her gay friend.
Man 2: Dude, are you stupid? He's not gay?
Man 1: What?!
Man 2: He was just faking it; gayning confidence from her. He's totally doing her right now!
Man 1: Aw shit!

by Mr_D-Man November 16, 2013

With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence.

An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.

"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."

by memeboi6942 December 12, 2020

el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.

He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.

by sirspudd October 2, 2007

confidence boost

Confidence boost is when a really shy person gets really confident and doesn't care about any consequences of any actions, it always lasts for a day or two. Later the person regrets it.

Jill - Didn't Joe use to be the quietest kid in school? Why is he suddenly so confident now?
Dan - I think he got a confidence boost
Jill - Oh....This better end well

by The biggest Grammar Nazi December 12, 2015

Confidence

Criterion for why both the nice girls and the bitches like the assholes. Assholes come up to girls will the soul intent of "nailin' that pussy" and hit on them right away with a touch of sleaziness. But ooooooooo oh how they have confidence! And that makes all the difference, so the guys get what they want, and the girls that aren't sluts regret fucking a week later.

asshole: "suck my dick right now bitch"
girl: (ooooo he's so confident) "present it please!"

confidence is a good thing, but girls mix it up with arrogance because in high school they were used to guys being shy and like the difference in college.

arrogance (misinterpreted as confidence) means that you didn't take his breath away

by ZmanIsTheMan November 13, 2009

confidence

trusting in someones ability perform a task, often despite previous history.

I have confidence in you, I refused to believe you are as bad at this as I know you are.

by chakkerz August 3, 2005