pounding the conch!

too have over the top intense sex at inapropriate times

hey dave wheres jay oh hes pounding the conch!

hey dude u goin to that party tonight i hear its prime for conch pounding

dude u look depressed as hell i think sum1 needs to pound the conch!

by ROB_4D July 5, 2009

anti-conch

"shutup, and pass the joint" as initially refered to in 'Lord of the Flies'

person A: "blah blah, haul...blah blah blah blah...haul..blah blah...."
person B: "ANTI-CONCH BITCH!"

by baGGs September 11, 2003

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008

monch the conch

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.

He wants a piece of this magic conch !!

by tko2jks September 28, 2019

Gonorrhea Conch

A special type of conch, or conch sound, that is used when a bro or roommate is slaying a new bish. The sound is meant to signal to his fellow bros or roommates that he has christened the pussy of a new bish

During coitus: "GONORRHEA CONCH!!!!!!!"
Other bros: The deed is done.

by Schnick It To The Man May 16, 2017

magic conch

This isn't from the SpongeBob Square Pants movie, read "Lord of the Flies" sometime guys.

The Magic Conch was like an Indian Feather, the holder of the feather was the one who "had the floor", and was the only one who was suppose to speak.

Ralph has the Magic Conch, it's his turn to Speak.

by Zephaniah August 14, 2007