fierce competitor

Somebody who comes in first AND third in a circle-jerk.

Louie is a fierce competitor! Made me ashamed.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

compubation

conjunction of computer and probation. when someone is grounded or restricted from using the computer

Dude 1: hey dude, can i use your computer?
Dude 2: no im on compubation

Dude 1: go on your computer later tonight. i want to talk to you
Dude 2: sorry man, i can't. my dad put me on compubation

by alfreedink March 12, 2008

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

compulate

To Consummate a marriage between yourself and a computer (and your hand).

Did you Compulate with Sharon the Macbook yet? Android why you gotta be so Compulative?

by Recklous September 1, 2016

Compucaholic

When one is totally obssessed with computers. Is a combination of Computer and Alcaholic.

A: Like, omgz I t0tally destroyed that guy at cs:s, d00d.
B: Fucking Compucaholic.

by DJ Kliss December 28, 2005

Computary

The building that houses the computers that the ebooks are referenced from. The computaries have replaced all of the libraries since books, in paper form, are obsolete.

Cora, the computarian, dreaded going into work today at the computary because it was Monitor Cleaning day.

by Zaith July 1, 2009