Compute-Ability

Compute-Ability is a "tech" show on Justin.tv and Ustream.tv, which can be found at compute-ability.com

Compute-Ability says all Core i7's are the same.

by ImTheBestest March 27, 2010

house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

by pentozali May 22, 2010

compulation

Its how poor-people say "compilation". See also "Amberlance"

I can't wait for The Who to put out a new compulation album!

by madoshi August 1, 2011

computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

compubation

conjunction of computer and probation. when someone is grounded or restricted from using the computer

Dude 1: hey dude, can i use your computer?
Dude 2: no im on compubation

Dude 1: go on your computer later tonight. i want to talk to you
Dude 2: sorry man, i can't. my dad put me on compubation

by alfreedink March 12, 2008

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011

computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.

Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.

by ijuhyg May 1, 2015