complaining

the human female equivalent of mansplaining. Complaining is the principal female response to the fact that there are things in the universe that they cannot control. Although the genetic phenotype for complaining is present in all humans, it is repressed to varying degrees by the presence of a Y chromosome due to the selective advantage that complaining holds over mansplaining. In short, the burden of perpetuating the human genome falls much more upon females than it does on males; and it is substantially safer to complain about one’s lack of control over objects and events in the universe and do nothing about it, than it is to mansplain the universe to the ends of trying to change it. The phenotypic distinction between males and females in regard to the complain/mansplain dichotomy is observable in the typical male’s reaction to female complaining consisting of attempting to “fix” the thing being complained about, rather than taking the safe route of simply pretending to listen and then doing nothing.
Female- This definition of complaining is stupid.
Male- Well it makes some interesting points about the utility of complaining versus mansplaining.
Female- Now you're stupid.
Male- I understand.
by Ratched, RN May 31, 2023
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complain hard

Complain hard is a come back to anyone who uses that awful term try hard because all it means is they're trying to compensate that they don't try enough they don't do what it needs to succeed so they want to punish people for doing what needs to be done because they can't dare see someone having more determination than them to get better which is what it takes for even people with Talent they didn't just get good they had to practice so it's both a way to point out their contradiction and their insecurities.
The definition for complain hard is somebody that uses try hard to put someone down because they're actually trying to get better like they did. It's used to point out the hypocrisy and using the word tryhard for example let's say someone who has gone through what they needed to do to get there when you do the same thing they look at you like that's a bad thing and call you a try hard which is all that word really means that you're trying
by Meganfan1987 December 12, 2023
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Complaining-ness

The property of a complaining person. In other words the property of a whiner.
"You will miss my complaining-ness when I'm gone, no word for it" - CDwag Voice Actor
by HeadlessUseless December 17, 2023
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