Your family reunion a homosexual communion

Above all insults ever known to humanity, this insult will bring about the untimely demise of your opponent.

person 1: your mom gay lmao
person 2: your family reunion a homosexual communion
(all of reality begins to tear apart)

by Mr_Sister_Fister June 8, 2018

Commonsensology

The Study of a new form of science that teaches Common Sense.

If Only the President/Prime Minister/Pope had majored in Commonsensology we wouldn't be in this Mess

by ImaanDaStandUpGuy September 16, 2010

Commonsenseables

Making the word commonsense sound extra dumb, when someone does something very stupid.

Use your commonsenseables

by Msmarshion June 24, 2016

communion shot

This sacrilegious shot is a close cousin of the ladder shot.

Do a shot of red wine and chase it with a piece of bread.

Would Jesus do the Communion Shot? I believe so.

by SieveGee October 19, 2008

Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!

Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

communion

Basically when you take classes for 2 years about God and whatever then you go to church to eat Jesus' body

dude: For my first communion I barley got anything and it wasn't even during a pandemic yet my dumbass sister gets a party during a pandemic for hers

dude 2: damn

by im u fucking sadist17 February 27, 2021

Communional

Communal aka Collective Community Communion not necessarily Religious in any way whatever.

The new Garden Food Forest Surburb* movement was accompanied by an equally new and somehow 'familialar'* communional spirit of collaboracy* in all 'Kinds' of lifestyle

by PartisanZ September 16, 2022