Colton

One who is very fucking tall, often named Colton. Thus the Colton is the tallest kid in school, and hangs out with kids a grade lower. Coltons must complete the Journey of the Giraffe in order to achieve total Giraffe like height. The Colton is packed with creme goodness, and is a gentle creature of the night. Coltons make good friends and give amazing piggy back rides.

Wayde: You are very tall!
Robby: Yeah you are a total Colton!

by Benqueedo Man September 12, 2016

Colton

The funniest, kindest, and canniest person ever, has great hair and good looking. He likes you for who you are and doesn't care what other people think of you. He is awesome and the bestmate ever XD

That guy's really canny he must be called "colton".

by Keep'nItReal74 June 28, 2011

Coltan

A boy who's age ranges from 11 - 13, who constantly makes highly sexual statements at random times throughout the day. He strongly enjoys the presence of semen and calling people cock mongers.

"Hey Jim, did u know girls masturbate more than men".

"Dammit you Coltan"!

by - Silky Johnson August 5, 2008

Colteno

Italian for big Dink ,,

a male who was gifted by god with a big donk

You have a big colteno

Can't handle this colteno

Pull colteno out I got to poop

by Mrmofo January 16, 2014

Colton Lewis

wildly attractive and unpredictable.

Wow Colton Lewis is sexy as a cucumber!

by whitelotus77 September 7, 2020

Colton Schulli

Colton Schulli is a term for gay

That guy is a Colton Schulli, you wont be able to sleep with him Margret

by chained rat February 18, 2022

Colton

Having of high confidence for oneself; containing above average features and maintaining a decent attitude at the same time.

That Colton has something about him that makes him fun to be around!

by ohheythere1995 May 22, 2011