by JohnSmith47 September 10, 2019
OMG Katie! That hot college party last night was totally unforgettable!! I can't remember a thing, I'm so hung over!!
by Garac October 15, 2006
A place where you get to run your dad's assets dry to surround yourself with overachieving wealthy people so that you can together take insurmountable pressure to study something either to drop out or to graduate and end up working on something different entirely.
by MA1453 June 01, 2017
A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series
by physicssucks November 08, 2014
A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.
Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.
Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.
Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.
by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA May 13, 2019
a place where your friends are all you need, pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat and do it all again
That party last night was awfully crazy i wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked... Man I love college.
by Rikkkkkkkki April 19, 2009
1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell
2. Hell
by Meno February 28, 2005