College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010

College

A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear?

not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

by Norton December 9, 2004

college

An institution that provokes higher learning after secondary education with extracurricular activities made availible to students.

The daily meeting of Pot Smokers/Nymphomaniacs Anonymous will now come to order........

by Sticky June 19, 2003

college

A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.

Sleeping in college where you can be heard snoring is never good!

by dirty Di October 2, 2005

College

Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.

I just graduated college, it took 5 years and im $100 thousand in debt.... WooHoo!

by Sp1d3rman April 21, 2011

college

Adjective: You become college if you attend college and constantly flaunt your extracurricular partying activities as if you are the only one who does it. These include 'Dave' concerts, binge drinking, drug use, and hooking up. A person who can identify with being college is normally arrogant toward their weekends, and can even be found yelling "college!".

After overhearing the kids talk about how drunk they got at the f'n Dave concert they went to, Eric stated "Jeeze, those kids are pretty college."

by bort April 19, 2005

College

1- a place that rips you off
2- a time to get high, drunk, and laid all in one day...then go to class the next
3- a time to do whatever the hell you want without any direction
4- a time to spend 8 years of your life because you never want to enter the real world

"Dude, college rapes my ass a lil more with each class I take."

by 00IlOvEcOlLeGe00 July 4, 2009