Norton's definitions

dried

p.t. vb. Descriptive of your mother's vagina.

See also Danger Clit.

"Son, I'm afraid your mother's vagina dried out years ago."

by Norton April 30, 2004

Boftastic

No idea, sounds leeto though

I raped a girl at work today bob!!
*BOFTASTIC!
and now your my hostage for the night

by Norton December 9, 2004

eVo

Name of a group of programers working to sistamatically destroy all life on the planet

How's eVo going bud

How do you know of the orginisation, you must die

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Norton January 12, 2005

Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

by Norton February 17, 2005

College

A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear?

not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

by Norton December 9, 2004

Evil Monkey

Some sad little boy who made his avatar the evil monkey from family guy and now thinks he is an evil monkey

hi monkey boy how are you

by Norton December 9, 2004

Boftastic

No idea, sounds leeto

I raped a girl at work today bob!
*BOFTASTIC!
and now your my hostage for the night

by Norton December 9, 2004