Definitions by Norton

Eli Howard

A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails

Eli Howard

give us 20 quid from your mums benefits

Eli Howard by Norton September 20, 2020

Curt Schilling 

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

Curt Schilling by Norton February 17, 2005

eVo 

Name of a group of programers working to sistamatically destroy all life on the planet

How's eVo going bud

How do you know of the orginisation, you must die

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eVo by Norton January 12, 2005

College 

A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.

What you do at college today dear?

not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another

College by Norton December 9, 2004

Boftastic 

No idea, sounds leeto

I raped a girl at work today bob!
*BOFTASTIC!
and now your my hostage for the night

Boftastic by Norton December 9, 2004

Boftastic 

No idea, sounds leeto though

I raped a girl at work today bob!!
*BOFTASTIC!
and now your my hostage for the night

Boftastic by Norton December 9, 2004

Evil Monkey 

Some sad little boy who made his avatar the evil monkey from family guy and now thinks he is an evil monkey

hi monkey boy how are you

Evil Monkey by Norton December 9, 2004