Hot Colin

The act of being teabagged at Communion by an alter boy or a saucy priest. After drinking Christ's blood (wine..possibly semen) you close your eyes and wait for that tasty wafer (body of Christ) and instead you received two hairy plums, or a pair of hairless yogurt sacs, on your tongue or chin.

Chrishem was kneeling at the altar during Communion... hands out, eyes closed and mouth open, at St. Martins-In-The-Fields when he felt a warm hairy mass plop onto his face. After opening his eyes and realizing Father Brown dick had struck again, Scat Hattey peeked over the organ and whispered, "Look's like another Hot Colin!"

At this point the entire congregation bursts into laughter and commence a mass orgy and ass fisting.

by Mr.PissOnIt November 19, 2009

colin smoke

a really cool, chill streamer who is probably the nicest dude on twitch.

"whos colin smoke?" "oh, he's that really nice streamer! the really inclusive and friendly one."

by aerrrrr July 27, 2020

colin greenwood

a sexy person who looks like a beetle

im colin greenwood and ive got a boner and nice blue eyes and i look like a beetle!

by wow i like buckets on my head February 15, 2004

Colin

Colin, loves like no other laughs like no other . The best type of love anyone could ask for. Protective and once he's made his mind up he's all in and nothings stopping him. Has a voice that can makes me melt. blue eyes i fall asleep to a smile that i run to when i feel alone. Has a way of making you feel like you dont have to worry because as long as your with him everything will be okay. Makes me feel alive. A blessing from God a Guardian angel . Colin's really good with his hands after all he's a drummer. Follows his dreams and never dreams small. loves being called baby cakes and is very needy for affection from his lover, has his flaws which can only make you love him more. Has his morals and doesnt settle for less. Gets along great with everyone and all my single friends are jealous . he beautiful he's perfect. Dont ever let go of a colin if you have a colin like this one.

girl: i want a guy like colin... im so jealous :/

by babygirl21 April 7, 2011

Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots

I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.

by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007

Colin

The ruler on the USA and the smartest person alive. He also defeated Donald Trump.

Dang it Colin, he is the one that defeated Donald Trump.

by Thanos231 December 29, 2018

Colin Firth

Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"

"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."

by Michele714 June 24, 2006