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Coincidence Theorist

A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.
Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!
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What a coinkedink!
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conceded

to think you are the best because well, some people just are.
look at the picture and you will understand why I am the best, can you deny it?
by Matt December 29, 2004
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Coined

A common missconception is that to 'Coin' a phrase means that you are the first person say/write a phrase that is then adopted by the general public.

In fact, to 'coin a phrase' is the first person to earn a buck from it - for example: in the press.
"When you come down to 'brass tacks' - if we may be allowed the expression - everybody is governed by selfishness."

All of the other known early citations either originate in, or refer to, Texas. It is reasonable to assume that the phrase was coined there, in or about the 1860s.
by lion paw March 31, 2008
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coined

to have a coin (25 cents or larger cheap-ass) dropped in your drink, and consequently having to chug that drink. A coin can only be dropped in your drink if you are holding it.
You got coined, save George!! (Drink it, and retrieve George Washington)
by JFeiten March 31, 2008
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Coincident

The dent ALREADY ON the exact spot of the car you near nearly drove into.
"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"

As they don't say:

"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."
by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004
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captcha coincidence

(n.) - When the two words you type in to a CAPTCHA anti-SPAM window -- in order to let the comment section know that you are not an auto-spammer -- have an amazingly real or ironic connection to the theme of the topic you were commenting on.
"Wow, what a coincidence! I was posting a comment about Rush Limbaugh on a website, and I had to type in two words to get past the CAPTCHA anti-SPAM system and the two words the system gave me were were 'connection' and 'hellish'. What an amazing captcha coincidence, huh!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office complex in Mountain View, California
by PRwiz101 October 13, 2009
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