what's your favourite colour?

Used as deterrent to try and avoid confrontations.

"Steve. I need you to answer me. Why was there child pornography in your room?"

"So Brad, what's your favourite colour?

by jockerty April 10, 2019

Trooping the Colour

Trooping the Colour is an ancient tradition performed by young men in the London district of Earl's Court on the second Saturday of each June. Overseen by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, the young men of the area colourfully display their lemons and plums before each hour engaging in musical displays of side-walk flaccidity known as Trooping. Originally dating back to 1123BC when King Kong was on the thrown, in recent years many smaller plumbs have been used as a result of global cooling.

Ere Liz, look at that flaccid young man Trooping the Colour of his lemons and plumbs. Cor yeah Phil, they look reet juicy for me gaggin swallow hole. And just think, they date back to King Kong.

by anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

colour fetish

To have a sexual fascination or obsession with objects, entities, or uses of colour, usually a certain tone, or selection of tones.

I love it when girls have blue hair, or wear blue makeup... I guess I have a colour fetish for the colour blue..?

by Kepoch April 25, 2014

CODUO

Call of Duty: United Offensive

Expansion pack to the brilliant WWII shooter.

Drastically improves the shitty multiplayer seen in the original,
while retaining the awesome cinematic single player experience.

Buy. This. Game.

Bill: What game you wanna play?
Bob: The obvious choice, COD:UO!
Bill: FUCK YEAH!

*Awesome Gaming Experience Ensues*

by The Monkey King November 27, 2004

codology

Act or acts of foolishness, often for the sake of foolishness. From cod and ology. Used in Ireland and parts of Britain.

He was lepping around, actin' the mick all through the game. Pure codology.

by Tadhg May 9, 2006

Cobourg

Home of some whores and crackheads

Whats cobourg?

It's a greasy part of southern Ontario

by Essofed September 21, 2016

Codfused

To be unsure if you're getting a stray whiff from a young lady's undercarriage, or the dumpster from the local seafood restaurant...

"I'm codfused. Can't work out if that fishy stink is the cat's bowl or Stacy's over-ripe front bottom..."

by Ralph Poopwell & Lenny Fister January 18, 2006