The third Instalment in the “Learningblocks” franchise that airs on CBeebies, this is a computer-animated show that is practically just Alphablocks and Numberblocks but involving colours and shapes instead. Unsurprisingly, it has a terrible Fanbase which mostly consists of Numberblocks /GoAnimate / Scratch fans who act the same as they have always done. It’s likely this Fanbase will worsen over the years as the show (as of when this is being written) is still fairly new.
Fan - How dare you hate Colourblocks! You go and like it right now or you’re grounded for a million centuries!
Me - I have the right to dislike the show if I wish.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.