cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

cockwalrus

Origin is unknown, perhaps a bastardisation of "the cook's walrus", which was an often used phrase amongst pirates in the 17th century Caribbean, or perhaps it originated from the Internet Comic entitled Urban Myth.

"You, my friend, are a complete and total cockwalrus."

by Annew November 24, 2004

Cock water

Piss, urine, pee-pee, tinkle, etc.,

"Man Lou, you sure do smell like Cock water!" exclaimed Seamus. "Yeah, I was out pillaging with the boys and we all pissed on each other... It's a part of our pirate-esque ritual." replied Gay Lou the Pirate.

by Big Rex 3000 October 8, 2003

cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009