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cockamellon

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.
Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.I would love to give my wife weeks and weeks of Cockamellon.
by Edwin Torez November 7, 2019
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Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation
Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating
by The Mysticman November 3, 2021
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cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens
eat cocklaser bastard
by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004
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Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.
Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks
by Nico36 November 8, 2010
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Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.
I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!
by Buttpucker December 28, 2015
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cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.
Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?
by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010
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Cockhammer

1. A person who who does nothing but bitches and pisses you off to the point of it being like smashing your cock...with a hammer.
1. GODDAMMIT BERNICE YOUR BEING A TOTAL COCKHAMMER RIGHT NOW!!!
by GoliathOnline November 6, 2009
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