Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

Chuck Cockblock

When your ability to mack a chick is comparable to the fielding skills of Chuck Knoblauch.

Lets go over there and Chuck Cockblock him.. so he won't get laid tonight.

by Stack Diesel August 3, 2007

cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl

Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today

by InFaMouS March 28, 2003

Cockblockade

An army of cockblockers that set up a fortified wall (circle) in a club so as to not let any guys in

Dude, those chicks have set up a complete cockblockade

by Sdogg_25 March 14, 2011

Benedict Cockblock

A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.

The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.

link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc

A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.

or

A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.

by dudeiwatedforyouman March 3, 2009

Dream cockblock

When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick

"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."

by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011

COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020