Cocksmoker

a guy who smokes cocks, particularily the guy in the white shit at the qotsa concert

Josh Homme: this guy is a total cocksmoker, i come here for 5 years and hes throwin shit at me, now its not me and you that know that you are a fuckin asshole, its everybody. so when you see mr cocksmoker here, tell him eat a bag of dicks.

by quikslivr October 23, 2008

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Cockblocked

Originally meaning when a person is about to engage in sexual activity and a person (family member, friend, child etc.) stops any chance of doing so. This can also be applied to any day to day non-sexual activity. Such as going out with friends, smoking bud, etc.

"Dude, I was guna get some ass, but then her best friend, who I think is a dyke and totally has a crush on her, cockblocked me."

"Fuck man, we were going to the movies, but then my mom cockblocked me."

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

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cockblocker

A guy/girl, especialy friend or family who intentionately or not stops you from getting laid...it can be done by phone, visiting, etc.

I was about to lose my virginity, when a Maniac friend of mine called to ask if i was watching T.V. Because of that cockblocker I missed my chance...

by I-Maniac February 9, 2007

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COCKBLOCKER

COCKBLOCKERS ARE BOYS WHO STOP THEIR FELLOW BROTERS FROM GETTING SOME PUSSY

I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.

NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =

by NIKKI JOSEPH LAROUSSE June 10, 2009

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