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Cobey

Cobey is very hot and sexy cobey gets all the girls and thinks he’s cool which is true cobey has curly hair and smells like fresh expensive man-perfume all the time (smell him now check) cobey also rejects girls cause he know there’s only one he can have Cobey is sexy...
Person 1 : cobey is hot
Person 2: I know
by Personyouknow. October 7, 2020
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cobblestone = life

Cobble stone = life is originated from ssundee a popular Minecraft youtuber for the reason to annoy his friend who did not believe in cobblestone = life
I made a golden cobble stone with 2 hours of my life cause you know cobblestone = life.
by memebean February 4, 2021
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Comfort Cobbler

The sexual act of giving someone a "Pearl Necklace" then pulling them in close for an intimate hug.
Damn! He's sexy AND sweet; I wanna give that boy a comfort cobbler.
by @SoulTapestry March 4, 2010
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Time Warner Cable

Any service every customer of should immediately quit using and swarm their headquarters with complaints about because the company's retarded decision-makers decide to take a step backward for more monetary gain. This step backward invovles replacing their original DVR system with a crappy-ass version that causes so many inconveniences it's impossible to count. Too concerned with their monetary gain, dipshits owners of the company will not act on the complaints they receive and revert back to the old one, rather they sit on their asses and look on while their customers are totally pissed off by their bullshit
3. Any unreasonable, foolish service or corporation that every customer of should quit using and make out complaints against because they care about their personal gain more than the satisfaction of their customers and service
Time Warner Cable's switching people over to their new shitty cable system has led to me hearing of complaints all across the board from various radio stations and the like, such as DVR wouldn't tape the same things and I missed a lot of the shows I had set to automatically recorded; the bar remains at the bottom of the screen for far too long and throughout pause; rewinding and fastforwarding on the new DVR box is really fucked up because it doesn't stop where you stop it at, the new box has lost a lot of options and features it used to have; the box keeps shutting off and rebooting at frequent random moments; things you have set to automatically record keep being undone and you have to go back and reset them; trying to tape a couple days in advance takes for ever because of the box's slow speed and doesn't even go as far in advance as the old one, etc.

When Time Warner Cable switched us over to the new fucked up version of DVR they provide, I gently picked up the Time Warner Cable box, dusted it off, shined it up, rubbed it softly, then smashed it with my hammer and tossed it into the fireplace to a loud clapping ovation from all the people in the sitting room in the doctor's office.

When the restaurant wouldn't give me my money back for the hair and toenails I found buried in my steak, I shouted "WHAT KIND OF SMELLY TIME WARNER CABLE SHIT ARE YOU RUNNING HERE?!"

Punched some geek named Robert Ullman in the face for turning the McDonalds up the street into a Time Warner Cable McDonalds.

That new store up the street is a total Time Warner Cable. They raised prices on everything and won't bring them down and now I refuse to go there.
by Andy Corvatte April 25, 2008
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Cobber

Australian colloquialism meaning "mate" or "friend", but not necessarily in the literal term. Can be used to address a stranger in leiu of "Hey, you there!" or "Hey, kid!" in a more friendly manner. As the word's been used since the earliest Colonial settlements of Australia, many Aussies mistakenly believe the word is archaic and no-longer used. In actuality, it's simply slightly less understood then more generic forms of greeting (such as "mate").
"G'day, cobber."
"G'day, mate. How're ye doin'?"
"Aw, been flat out like a lizard drinkin'. Hear the Sydney Swans hammered Collingwood on Saturday?"
"Ripper."
by Alhadis March 29, 2005
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Cobie Smulders

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.
"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".
by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013
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cobbles

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".
by knoxalicious July 28, 2009
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