The coachiest coach you will ever seen and is a history teacher... shockingly. Asks his students for various life advice as if we don't live with our parents.
His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.
Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.
He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.
He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.
Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.
Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.
For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...
10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
His mobile got struck my lighting and the fire alarm wouldn't stop and didn't get fixed for a solid 24 hours.
Will jump around like an animated daddy long legs and will never stop. The fun don't ever stop.
He just wants to talk about history but his smartboard continuously won't work. Therefore causing aneurisms. Even more aneurysms.
He's trying his best but every time the announcements comes on he dies a little on an inside just like the rest of us.
Takes forever to grade but is so lenient with corrections it's depressing if you don't pass his class.
Cannot pronounce words that reaches a certain number of characters but he tries his best.
For some reason, can state any difference between any shade of orange possible.... specifically Tennessee orange...
10/10 Google stars would recommend his class... specifically for the aneurisms.
Yo bro I didn't go to Coach Collins class today what did I miss?
Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.
Any fun stories about his daughter?
Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.
That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
Just the regular. He had an aneurysm. He tried to use the smartboard and had an another aneurysm. He then gave up and just used a whiteboard instead. And then the announcement came on and he became very depressed and asked for life advice.
Any fun stories about his daughter?
Yeah she blatantly lied to her pre-k teacher again and he doesn't how to get her to stop.
That's sounds like his daughter HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Dramatic ending DUN DUN DUN*
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"Whoa! I just got back my AP World History exam scores. I earned a five- and this is the first AP exam I've ever taken!"
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