A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
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Get the Clinkle mug.A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
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Get the clankles mug.1. Cor Blimey, that girl I did last night had a proper cunkle.
2. You can see her Cunkle through her jeans. Chubby minx
3. her Cunkle was like a wizards sleeve made of 4 inch thick steaks
4. She has Cankles, so so she probably has a Cunkle
2. You can see her Cunkle through her jeans. Chubby minx
3. her Cunkle was like a wizards sleeve made of 4 inch thick steaks
4. She has Cankles, so so she probably has a Cunkle
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Kelly: Nah, I want a Crunklet pretzel. I hear it's good with a dirtpipe milkshake!
Kelly: Nah, I want a Crunklet pretzel. I hear it's good with a dirtpipe milkshake!
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