cloutfishing

The act of tweeting at a celebrity or other public figure, pretending to be a journalist, with the aim of convincing them to follow you back so that you can DM them something insulting

“Oh man, I loved it when James Felton was cloutfishing that Scottish Tory MP about his posh fish and chips”

by Jimmy Higgington September 15, 2020

cowfish moment

Noun.

1. A circumstance, or instance that, when having passed, leaves observers or participants baffled and confused.
2. An event where any individual feels that the only appropriate reaction consists of the amalgamation of a fish and a cow due to an awkward silence or some other undesirable outcome.

Origins:
An image of a bull photoshopped with a shark – seemingly to visualize the term bull shark – was interpreted as "cow fish," leading to the first ever cowfish moment.

Luke: *gets blackout drunk and needs to be snuck into his own house*
Daniel: "That was a certified cowfish moment"

by teenyweenypeenygenie March 2, 2021

Clownship

Clownship means friendship, but for toxic friendship. When you see two toxic people friends with each other, you call it clownship. It can also be used for other relationships, regardless. If a toxic relationship is toxic, you call it clownship u.u

Miko: tomie you f*clung suck! You don’t respect my boundaries!! Low life

Tomie: so do you! You low life wuss

Luna: now that’s whatchu call a clownship…

Miko: *won’t stop hitting nano*
Nano: it’s okay, she’s my friend

Luna: … that’s clownship

by Luffymeat September 23, 2021

Clownfield 2042

A parody game that managed to be better than the game it was made to take the piss out of.

Clownfield 2042 is a better battlefield game than Battlefield 2042.

by PopeTouchy69 June 6, 2022

Clownshoe

Clownshoe/gummoe is the ship name of dick gumshoe and Moe the clown from the game ace attorney

oh my gosh we both ship clownshoe!

by Skl8888 June 16, 2022

Cowfished

Being deceived by a lover who is skinny at the beginning of a relationship and then gains a massive amount of weight after they're engaged or married.

My brother got cowfished by my sister in law who gained one hundred pounds by their first anniversary.

by ASpadeIsASpade August 29, 2023

clownfidence

noun; the quality of having misplaced confidence in a losing argument, to the point of becoming hilarious to the audience.

"That flat-earther sure has so much clownfidence, they made me pee my pants with that diagram of a space pizza"

by my soup is looking at me funny February 21, 2025