dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011

Price chopper

a place where every evil old person in the world goes to mingle and ruin the lives of young adults trying to live off of minimum wage.

"hank, i need to go to Price chopper to get my prune juice and saltines.

by kate December 25, 2004

Death Chopper

The US Marine Corps (UMC) Black Hawk Helicopter, or the Middle-East Coalition (MEC) and Chinese transport helicopters,in the video game Battlefield 2. The Death Chopper is named such because of its weak armor, slow speed, and light and ineffective weapontry. Because of these qualities, Death Choppers are extremely vulnerable to enemy fire from both land and air-based enemies. Its status as a death-trap is further incrased by the fact that it frequently carries large numbers (up to 6) of players, providing a quick and easy way to obtain a large number of kills. Death choppers most frequently fall victim to enemy aircraft or air-defense turrets, although gunship helicopters, turret-mounted machine guns, and shoulder-lauched anti-tank weapons (noob toob) also claim thier fair share of Death Choppers.

Death Choppers are most vulnerable on the "Wake Island 2007" map, where they often provide the "best" way for noobs and newbies to either get off the USMC carrier (for the US team) or get onto it (Chinese team). Expect to get a full 6 kills if you shoot one down on this map during the beginning or middle of the game.

(death chopper with 6 people is in midflight from the carrier to the chinese south base)
Death Chopper Pilot: Oh shit, enemy aircraft!
(Noob on chopper minigun shoots at enemy plane, but misses)
PLane pilot: haha n00b! Death Chopper guns suck!
Death Chopper Pilot: Shit, we're fucked. Damn you plane whores!
(PLane shoots down Death Chopper giving the plane pilot 6 kills and adding 12 points to his already-high score)
PLane pilot: Haha! i pwn Death Chopper n00bs! all your base are belong to us!

by SheeAIDS August 31, 2008

nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!

Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

Ghetto Chopper

Price Chopper, a chain of supermarkets in Upstate New York. Although many of their stores are well-maintained, some have fallen into a state of disrepair. These are often located within cities, and attract large crowds of high teenagers at night.

It's 2 AM, dude, let's go pick up some Munchies at the Delaware Ave. Ghetto Chopper.

by Nicholas C. September 18, 2008

Hot coppers

Severe thirst after intixication. Wanting liquid after a night of boozing.

I had to run right to the firidge to satisfy the hot coppers from last night binge.

by Mike $ April 6, 2010

Whopper Chopper

Jordan Hope’s massive chopper

Jordan: let’s have sex I’m hard

Connie: whack it out then let’s have a look

Jordan: *whacks it out of Calvin Klein briefs*

Connie: HOLY SHIT THATS A WHOPPER CHOPPER HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT

by osnapitzaircon February 18, 2019