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Cloons

The lesser spotted black clown.

Everyone's seen a white clown, but have you ever seen a black one? Unlike clowns, 'Cloons' have straight rainbow colour hair as opposed to afro's. They are also not nice people. You should never approach one, let alone invite one to your kids party.

Not to be confused with Martin Clunes.
Those goddamn cloons have been eating my sesame cake again!
by ALittleFlffyOwl March 20, 2014
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Colonoscopy

The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".
Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!
by Lord Aexerus February 25, 2011
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Busted clones

British boy band McFly are often pejoratively termed as the "Busted clones" to support an unfortunately widespread opinion that they lack talent,new music traits and innovation in their music,as they are supposedly copying Busted.it is true enough that Busted introduced Mcfly into the music scene,when mcFly went on tour with them and thus became known.From then on,detracors argue that the four boys,Tom Fletcher,Danny Jones,Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd are only going down the busted path and only allegedly play their own music and instruments,fooling people and addressing a crowd of brainwashed teen girls who fancy them for their good looks.I'm leaving the final judgement to you, but from my humble viewpoint, McFly rock!
McFly fan:OMG I can't believe it!!I saw McFly on the street 2day!
Detractor:These silly busted clones?Oh,get over it,they are just another manufactured pop group.Let's see how long the busted wanabees are gonna last...
by Dimitra August 27, 2006
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cronos

Strange, orange armour wearing person. Tends to act nice, or be insane....or both at the same time.
He was so quiet....but then he went Cronos.
by Cronos Saint's TimeLight August 24, 2003
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Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.
Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.
by braindead September 8, 2018
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Colonoscophobia

Being deathly afraid of having things shoved into your asshole, for whatever reason.
Ed's at a much higher risk of colon cancer due to his colonoscophobia. Also, he's definitely not gay.
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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clons

Bring me clons so I can leave the bar
by Blahblahladygal March 20, 2018
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