Professional Clubber

Someone that wears a hard hat to the club

Have you seen that guy over there fist pumping in the hard hat? Yeah, that's diamond. He's a professional clubber

by Jenfrew March 30, 2011

chrysanthemum clubber

A foreigner, esp an American, who goes to Japan to find the "true Japan."

"...A type of bloke who comes to japan and just goes mental, yeah? Fucking plane's barely touched down and they're like running about in kimonos and learning the bloody tea ceremony. They have this notion that Japan is all about samurai and geisha and fucking Zen meditation. That's your chrysanthemum clubber. And it's the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up Japan bashers in the end. Three years on, you find them at the Pig and Whistle crying into their Guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in Japan} is fucked six ways to Sunday." -- Isaac Adamson from "Kinki Lullaby"

Similar to Wapanese but living in Japan instead of America.

Daft bastard was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.

by BTW November 3, 2004

Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.

Listen to my Flob Cobber

by Ron J September 29, 2003

clober

To be clean and sober form mind altering substances. In recovery I want to stay clean and sober.

After twenty years of substance abuse, today I am clober. To remain clober is a new way of life.

by cjwiggy71 May 14, 2010

hard clubber

A clubber who likes hard electronic dance music like hard techno, hardcore, schranz etc.

He is one of the best hard techno djs, an idol for many hard clubbers.

by Stanislaw April 10, 2007

clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.

Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Professional Clubber

Someone who is all about the club life, goes out Tuesday-Sunday and goes to multiple places a night.

They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life

Claudio and Alex are Professional Clubbers, they were at ybar, Crecendo, Cuvee and Griffin Lounge last night.

Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.

by Chicity99 September 4, 2010