i clearly win

When someone beats someone else at something so bad that there is no way in hell it was a close call.

"WoW, your terrible. I clearly win."

by Jazzy fea August 23, 2005

Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

by Downvoting Victim June 29, 2022

Cleaverge

On the verge of being a cleavage .

So this hot chick bent down to pick up the coin and before I could notice, got cleaverged by the hair and the left hand. It was like she knew .

by _warchief_ May 1, 2016

cleaveledge

Utilizing your breasts for leverage in a possibly beneficial scenario

She would have got a ticket but she cleaveledged.

by 98kk March 28, 2021

100% Clearly

A percentage of how "clearly" the situation is. The percentage should be random in nature based on how sure of a situation one is.

We are 100% clearly the hottest bitches in this club.

He was 76% clearly the reason we had a good night last night.

by chicksta123 March 18, 2010

Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.

'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'

by chestergie October 13, 2020

Clarence the Cleaver

He’s next up in the game, they can’t stop him

Clarence speaking: “The Cleaver !”-Clarence the Cleaver

by GinRummy27 February 27, 2022