clam bake

While having anal sex from behind, you stuff your balls inside her clam.

I hope she doesn't queef during the clam bake.

by d12 July 10, 2005

clambaked

Very similiar to hotboxing. It is when you are in a vehicle while smoking one or more joints or other forms of pot-smoking. The smoke that is exhaled is formed in the vehicle. It gets this definition because when you cook clams the steam forms inside the pot just as the smoke forms in the vehicle.

Damn, last night was crazy. I was clam-baked.

by FizzleoftheBigA September 1, 2005

Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

by mofoko March 27, 2010

New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

by jb279 March 6, 2009

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 23, 2016

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

Charleston Clam Bake

The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.

The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.

by Khimp April 17, 2020