theoretical cougar

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.

Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"

Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"

Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."

Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"

by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011

cougar hunter

a younger man that likes to go after older women.

i have had 3 milf's i am a cougar hunter.

by brian seattle September 29, 2006

cougarlingus

Performing oral sex on a cougar.

Look at that cougar. She needs me to give her some good cougarlingus; I'm a great cougarlinguist.

by awlboy December 7, 2009

cougar mask

when you wake up with the pubic hair of a middle aged woman (aka Cougar) glued to your face - variation of "gorilla mask"

Hot damn! You totally woke up with a cougar mask!

by rizz12345 January 22, 2010

vintage cougar

A vintage cougar is a cougar past her prime

For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.

That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.

by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010

Sugar Cougar

An older female with deep pockets who enjoys the company of younger men.

For similar species see Sugar Mama, Cougar, Sugar Daddy.

"Did you hear Marcus found himself a Sugar Cougar? He is set!"

by M Lafan April 29, 2009

to cougar

An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.

What a cougar does to her victims.

Jimmy got cougared last night.

Fifi is cougaring the new guy.

Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.

by Sammylynn April 29, 2010