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choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.
Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.
by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006
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Choking the DJ

The act of choking a women with her consent while she performes a masturbation ritual on herself with her hand flat and moving back and forth abrutptly, like a DJ would spinning a record.
I started choking the DJ last night when she was pleasuring herself.
by UCAkid February 23, 2009
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Chokhit

Rohit sharma the king of vadapav is mumbai lobby born cricketer. He usually chokes in knockouts when opposition isn't Bangladesh.
Be Gilchrist not Chokhit
by Ombani_merchant March 29, 2021
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chourico

What an offensively ignorant definition.

While chourico and chorizo are similar they each have distinctly different flavors. Most noted by chorizo's use of chiles vs. chourico's use of the milder paprika.

Chourico is pronounced "shoor-reese"
To say chourico is a mispelling of chorizo is as ignorant as saying that "burro" is a mispelling of "mule," they're not really the same and the languages are different too!
by Malasada August 9, 2003
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Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.
Pony Choking History
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17
• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24
• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18
• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3
• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14
• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0
• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)
• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16
by George Wynn January 27, 2009
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Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.
1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.
by dj davidv November 27, 2009
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