choke

The act of coming up short of the set goal.
ex: The Philadelphia Eagles(see also cocksuckers)
by joe January 22, 2005
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1) What the 2007 New England Patriots did in Super Bowl XLII.

2) The act of losing a big sports game when you are expected to win it, due to having prior wins and/or the odds in your favor.
1) The Pats choked in the Super Bowl and lost to the Giants. Bill Belichick walked off the field with time left on the clock. So much for 19-0.

2) Did you see Tom Brady last night? What a choke artist!
by Patssuck November 01, 2008
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Choking

by Royal Mo' November 22, 2015
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choke on it

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)
One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.
by Nick Sokolnikov April 16, 2021
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choke

excellent, high quality or highly desirable...when referring to anything from contraband to rare native plant species to skilled surfers and windsurfers

I hear it used more often on Hawaiian Islands
He shreds. He plays choke licks and riffs. or (holding a blunt) This is choke!
by Dirtt February 20, 2006
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choking

The cause of blowing a four game lead in the AL Championship Series to a wild-card team with a much lower payroll.
The New York Yankees were choking hard in the 2004 ALCS.
by The Sub January 31, 2005
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When you finesse, or stylishly wear an article of clothing, particularly shoes.
"Deadass my nigga, you choking the fuck outta them shoes."
by Trinidadflame December 24, 2016
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