ego code

The tendency for certain programmers to reject new, more efficient, cleaner methods for writing code in exchange for what they perceive as doing things "their way". What this usually translates into is a buggy program with no comments, meaningless variable names, no indentation, and a monolith of if/else/switch/case statements as opposed to using an object oriented structure.

Like most shitty poetry, ego code is beautiful only to it's creator and an annoyance to everyone forced to work with it.

Guy 1: Oh my God, Linux is SO OVERRATED, nothing works for it!
Guy 2: That's because its Linus' ego code.

by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003

eyebrow code

A way to communicate in a sexy and flirtatious way with a person in a crowded room, while trying to remain oblivious to others.

She is flirting with you using her eyebrows... Can't you read eyebrow code!

by FAS717 January 24, 2014

Easy Chole

A walking W

That was a Easy Chole

by Foxrider1270 December 7, 2021

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009

Ex code

Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up

girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code

by Fluffy bunny o2 July 5, 2017

exploit code

A code or script which benifits the hacker.
It takes advantages of vulnerabilities in a program/network/system to penetrate (hack) into the system.

Elliot wrote the exploit code which disabled the firewall for a few minutes

by @DarkAnalyser May 4, 2018