chickstache

Off putting upper lip hair on a female, generally used with otherwise attrative females since who cares if they're ugly anyway.

"Dude, she's pretty hot except she's kind of got a chickstache."

by Nayrb July 28, 2008

chicks over dicks

The female equivalent to the male saying "bros over hos." It means to put your ladies first, then your male partners second.

Girl one : You wanna party tonight ?
Girl two : I made plans with the bf, but hey, chicks over dicks, right ?

by Chiggx January 14, 2008

Chicks before Pricks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Equal in meaning. Putting your female friends before your booty calls/bfs/exes etc.

There is also Chicks before Dicks, but this sounds better.

Jannett's Ex bf: Hey Jan, you wanna get together tonight?
Jannett: Hell no, I got a girls night out tonight. Chicks before Pricks.

by Polar57 January 28, 2012

Chocking

The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots

Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"

by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

curly clocksprings

Slang term for pubic hairs

I pulled down her panties to reveal her curly clocksprings

by Benedict Betts December 21, 2006

Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

chocasmic

Orgasm induced by chocolates

The experience was chocasmic.

by Dhana March 28, 2005