choarder

One who hoards chapstick; most commonly a preteen or teenage girl. Collects but never intends on finishing each and every one.

Madison-" can I use your chapstick?"
Courtney-"Sure..which one?"(pulls out a drawer of about 50)
Madison-" OMG, you're such a choarder"

by John65359 January 13, 2014

Chode Zone

A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.

Wanna go to the bar next to the volleyball court? Nah man that place is a total chode zone!

by BaileyStrum September 28, 2018

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

Chode with lips

Ajit Pai the well known American lawyer who serves as the Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission.

Ajit Pai is a chode with lips

by FancyFebu June 4, 2019

chinese chode

A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.

Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"

by Ackismack January 1, 2018

A Chode To Spring

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021

chode pirate

One who searches for the chode. Also likes the chode.

Man, our baseball coach is such a chode pirate for making us run.

by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004