chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

Ketchup Chips

The most delicious potato chips ever produced, currently available mostly in Canada.

Me: So, I got these really good chips in Canada, they're Ketchup flavoured!
Adam: I got those in Connecticut. those are so good! (mouth waters)

by snafu January 19, 2005

chipshop

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.

guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt

by chipshop May 14, 2014

Chips ass nigga

A physical trait describing a very weak and fragile individual like chips. A chips ass nigga lacks the strength to defend himself and is typically attributed to someone who ain't about that life.

Tyrone: Yo Jayquan, how tall is you?
Jayquan: 6"4
Tyrone: Can you dunk?
Jayquan: naaaah.
Tyrone: Damn, youz a chips ass nigga!!!

by RealNiggaPete November 26, 2014

Chips And Salsa

Another name for Rough Sex

Lulu kept asking Jack for chips and salsa, and he gave it to her.

by JacobyJ July 8, 2020

Blowin' Chips

A term used for centuries by the Masai people of Africa, it involves the ceremonial eating of a spicy, burrito like food called a Pashoo. This is followed, 24 hours later, by a release of excrement so intense that the rectal lining crisps up and falls off.

"Last night,after i had some taco bell, i shat so hard my ass felt like i was blowin' chips"

by cgriff May 31, 2007

Nipple Chips

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.

"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"

by TealGame August 9, 2016