Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Double Chipper

The act of double chipping is similar to that of double dipping: When one takes two chips instead of just one and inserts them into the dip, effectively getting more dip out of that scoop. Often followed by receiving the stink eye from those who you are sharing the dip with.

Bro #!: Guy, you're such a double chipper, it's ridiculous. Look, we're already out of dip!

Bro #2: I'm sure your double dipping isn't helping all too much either, numbnuts.

by ๖ۣۜDommie September 19, 2010

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

Dirty Chipper

A person who seems to amaze others by a certain skill or characteristic

Jack is a proper dirty chipper. When he’s playing football, he skills everyone!

by CdotD22 February 12, 2018

Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

chalice chipper

Derogatory for someone who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary on their way to becoming a priest. Frowned upon because so few are becoming priests these days that the church doesn't want to lose any.

Did you hear she married Mathew!
Wasn't he in the seminary?
He dropped out just to be with her.
What a little chalice chipper!

by SaintA September 21, 2005