China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020

Made in China

literally everything
everything is made in china

"my watch, like everything else, is made in china."

by lennøx March 13, 2020

China Zippo

A box of matchsticks

"Hey dude, could you pass me a light?"

"Sure, I don't have a lighter, but here's my China Zippo"

by lseD April 14, 2010

chinagorom

Chinagorom is an Igbo native name, meaning God vindicates, it's one of a kind and the name is so rare. People that bears the name a so precious and priceless

Get yourself a Chinagorom and you ll never regret it

by Agorom February 5, 2020

Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.

Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?

by Chrustler March 31, 2006

My mom is so china

A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!

Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?

Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!

Vlad: Bummer...

by vladdy-boy April 16, 2010

china white

very pure form of heroin, alternately a fentanyl analog used as a heroin substitute

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003