Chernobyled

A tear-inducing fart that travels a relatively long distance across a crowded room (e.g., a bar), like a toxic gas cloud over a large land mass.

Bob chernobyled us a the bar last night.

by Spartacus44 January 8, 2011

Chernobadom

A poppadom that has been cooked (nuked) in a microwave.

(Orig: Chernobyl + poppadom)

"I've just nuked a batch of chernobadoms. Anyone want one with their curry?"

by Stevie D May 5, 2006

Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.

I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.

by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011

Chernobyl Griddlecake

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The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.

The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.

by TheSimpleTruth1697 August 5, 2016

Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.

I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.

by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019

Chernobyl Uranium Stainium

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.

You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?

by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020

Chernobylpuss

Any vagina that looks as though it has recieved a large dose of radiation. This usually applies to a promiscuous women, or in special cases someone who just has a very odd looking vagina.

Hey did you see Lindsay Lohan in that green dress? Was that a chernobylpuss or what? Or, Oh my god i pulled down this girls pants and it looke like her vagina was melting onto her thighs.

by Wolf Venture Capitalists November 30, 2009