checking emails into a sock

masturbating to internet pornography

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock

by will March 31, 2006

Checking the Urban

When stumbling across a slang word you don't understand, you procceed to check Urban Dictionary. This act is known as "Checkin the Urban".

"Hey man, what's a lude?"

"No clue, sorry bro"

"Its aight, I'm Checking the Urban".

by ChecktheUrban August 22, 2010

Checking in

Having sex. When one checks in or is checking in, it is either to the Vagina Hotel, or the motel (the butt).

Guy 1 "Hey buddy, were you checking in last night?"
Guy 2 "Nah man the hotel had no vacancy, but I'm gonna try again tonight"

by eyememine January 3, 2010

checking for chiggers

female masturbation, derived from the fact that chiggers usually make their home in warm moist folds of skin
see jill-off

i caught that sick dyke checking for chiggers in the bathroom

by rabidcats October 21, 2003

checking the bath water

first you have to turn the knobs, then you check the temperature below the faucet.

I caught spencer checking the bath water with erin 3 times while they were at the mall today

by benis boy December 19, 2005

Checking In

Arriving at a destination to purchase some goods for a 'mate'.

'I've just been Checking In for Brian at the local shop.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.

Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil

by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015