Category 5 Wet Dream

To wake up choking on your own jizz.

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!

by Scrothomas February 3, 2018

Catessa

A catessa is One of the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Catessa's are very caring and loving. If you are having a bad day they will do anything to help. They are very insecure about their selfs but always hype up others. Catessa's care so much about others feelings, they usually hide theirs away because they feel no one cares. Catessa’s are amazing friends. They get used and dropped alot. People used catessas kindness as her weakness. And if you date a catessa treat her right she gets hurt alot. And if you are friends with catessa, make sure to check up on her and care for her. She loves you. She will always be there no matter how much you hurt her. Moral of the story, catessas are different. Treat them speacial🥺

Yo catessa is the best person i ever met!

by Dr.phils mustache June 10, 2020

cateblanchettsexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cate blanchett in any forms of love.

someone who is obsessed with her. can be a man or a woman.

friend: hey, what’s your sexuality?

me: i’m cateblanchettsexual

friend: what does that mean?

me: oh nothing ;)

by cateisdadday March 28, 2021

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

crusty caterpillar

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.

Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.

by jertel February 15, 2015

Catelyn

Catelyn is timelessly and breathtakingly gorgeous, open-minded, intelligent, loving in every aspect--some unimaginable, and the best partner in crime you could ever hope or wish for. Catelyn is artistic, athletic, and loyal to a fault (not a flaw, mind you). She knows how to be goofy one minute and classy the next. She possesses a uniquely magnetic, attractive, zany, and charming personality. If you dare gaze into her amazing eyes, you should probably have a GPS or some sort of map handy because YOU WILL get lost in them. Catelyn has an incredibly huge and beautiful heart, capable of immense love. Which may explain why she has a soft spot for the weird, crazy, overly sensitive and sometimes socially awkward guy, who is actually just a big kid at heart. If you know what's good, treat her with respect and always do your best to keep her happy, because her smile is so worth it. She has a fantastic sense of humor, loves to play fight/wrestle a lot, and tends to get competitive and isn’t afraid to get a little rough, especially between the sheets! Muy caliente! She likes outdoor activities, such as jogging, hiking, fishing, and camping, and she’s an expert at pitching tents. She also knows how to let loose in ways that will surprise you. Catelyn is and will always be my BFF soul mate friend forever. I want to eat Catelyn! You heard right.

Me: Sup girl, you found me!
Catelyn: Yup, now I'm going to hit that. HARD!
Me: Whoa! All day AND night long??
Catelyn: HELLS to the YEAH! Prepare yourself!!
Me: OMG. Bring it! And marry me?
Catelyn: Did you really just ask me that? *huge smile*
Me/Catelyn (in unison): I love you BFF soul mate friend forever!!! JINX!!!!!
*Sexy make-out wrestling match ensues*

by kalmyk March 23, 2013

caterra

A beautiful Caring girl. She goes threw a lot but doesn't show it and always keeps a smile one her face. Out if a 10 scale of how much of a awesome friend she could be it would be 10/10! You can always trust her with secrets and is an amazing person!

Who is that amazing girl

That's Caterra

by WOW THATS AWESOME February 14, 2017