Chazing

Not able to control your paranoia. To completely lose your shit. To skitz out. Not paying attention to real dangers. A high probability of shooting yourself in the foot.

Also referred to as ‘chazin’.

Example 1)
You can take my vehicle to the bank if you don’t mind making my deposit. It’d really help me out. I’m not chazing over it.

Example 2)
Yo man! You straight gave up yo game back there & lost your ass! You be chazing & shit.

Example 3)
Quit chazing so much. Keep your head on straight. Stop chazing or you might shoot yourself in the foot.

Example 4)
By me helping you I’m helping myself as well. I’d be chazing if I passed up this opportunity.

Example 5)
Pay close attention to what is in front of you in the present. Chazing can get you hurt.

by Lofuel May 30, 2019

Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

Channing Tatum

Cullman County, Alabama born - Mississippi raised boy.
From Glenville, West Virginia State College Football Player to Model now Actor.
Good looking, now trade marked for his shaved head and impressively sculputed body ( not to mention jaw )

A : Have you seen Step Up?
B : No... Y?
A : There's this Guy... Channing something........ he's incredibly hot
B : ... Wide jaw?
A : ...yeah? Y?

B : Channing Tatum, and no I haven't
A : then ...
B : She's the Man, Duke Orsino
A : OOOOOOOO... You know he could be a model
B : haha... funny you should mention that...

by 0486 June 7, 2007

changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

chamazing

when something has gone far beyond amazing that u decide to add 2 letters infront

my big toe is chamazing

by Aiden McRobinson November 26, 2005

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011