by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

A blond kid who goes to Vanderbilt. Had a kick-ass xanga... but it died. To this date, a competent yet undistinguished SuperSmashBrothers player. Often seen in conjunction with the mysterious Turner Batty.
Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.
Brettford - (archaic), the unquestioned source for all things political, taboo, and relating to BVN.
Oh I see Turner, but where's Brettford? Maybe he's hinding behind him.
Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.
Hey man... if you go to BVN, you should check out Brettford Archaic. It's the unquestioned source for all things political and taboo. And something else.
by G-diddy April 17, 2005

by G-Diddy May 13, 2005

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.
by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

Remember, when performing oral sex on your girlfriend, make sure to isolate the little man in the boat.
by G-Diddy April 20, 2005

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

The balloon pokemon. In the nintendo 64 game Super Smash Brothers, Jigglypuff is both the most underrated and the most powerful. Jigglypuff has the greatest PWNage quotient out of all SuperSmashBrothers characters. Simply amazing
Jigglypuff, the reaver of souls. Sits on the Throne of the Lord. Very pretty.
Jigglypuff, the reaver of souls. Sits on the Throne of the Lord. Very pretty.
Awwww, shit. Let's run bitches, it's Jigglypuff. I know it's sad when a green elf with a sword has to run the hell away from a small, pinkish balloon.
Damnation! Jigglypuff gave me the clap again!
Damnation! Jigglypuff gave me the clap again!
by G-diddy April 17, 2005
