The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".
friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier
by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007
Get the Off the chandalier mug.When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.
That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.
by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012
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Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator
The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh butter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator
The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh butter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.
by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010
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by A.L.L.People November 23, 2011
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Get the Chandler Hallow mug.Caring and loving person. She doesn't take no as a answer and is very out spoken. Isn't picky but can be at times. So people see her as a outstanding and confident person that can stand up for anyone. She doesn't like when people annoy or talk bad about her.
by 143Gogo December 26, 2018
Get the Chandelle mug.A job that is known little by the general public outside said profession, although varies on importance/value to society. This is referring to Chandler Bing from the TV Show Friends, who's no one knew the job title or description was; rather the company said employee works for. A Chandler Job often prospers in the Corperate and Buisness Worlds.
Jane: I am a Nurse Practitioner working at the local Hospital in the Emergancy Department.
John: Thats intersting! I am a IT Buisness Consultant at Intel.
Jane: That is SUCH a Chandler Job!
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James: What does your older brother do?
Jack: He works at Intel.
James: What position at Intel?
Jack: Ummm?
James: A Chandler Job I am guessing.
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Joey: What is Chandler Bings Job?
Rachel: A umm, Transponster!
Monica: Thats not even a word!
John: Thats intersting! I am a IT Buisness Consultant at Intel.
Jane: That is SUCH a Chandler Job!
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James: What does your older brother do?
Jack: He works at Intel.
James: What position at Intel?
Jack: Ummm?
James: A Chandler Job I am guessing.
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Joey: What is Chandler Bings Job?
Rachel: A umm, Transponster!
Monica: Thats not even a word!
by thecoolcanadian August 13, 2010
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