cheronica

the ship name for cheryl blossom and veronica lodge (riverdale). an otp.

friend: who’s your riverdale otp?
me: cheronica. a slowburn endgame i deserve.

by cheronicasendgame September 16, 2018

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

Cronic

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

Chronic Monkey Feet

The act of lighting a Tall-Bong by one's self using their feet to hold onto something to light the bong.

I was home alone and all I had to smoke out of was my 5 footer. So I used my Chronic monkey feet to light the Bong.

by The Party Starter June 7, 2010

chronic

1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

Chronic Myspace User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CMU. A chronic Myspace User when first tries myspace feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Myspace.

Don't get me wrong Myspace.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Myspace User

by Charlie Chaplin November 2, 2005

chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

by long bong silvers October 29, 2018