HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

The Catman

The alter ego of Peter Criss of kiss. He is the coolest levatating, skin beatin', tom cat out there

Gene Ktupa taught The Catman

by Hunter Blake January 25, 2006

coathanger

An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003

coathanger

The solution to all your childcare needs.

Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Cashana

The name Cashana is of African orgin, meaning, beautiful, gorgeous, and of great character. She is a very intelligent girl, who keeps her priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, sexy, and funny. She has an intense will power. Her personality is great. You will love to hang around a Cashana.She is one of those girls that you can just share about anything with. He is very reliable. Cashana will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. She is always true to who he is. She is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky guys will get to be in a relationship with this girl, but anyone can be her friend.

"She's such a Cashana"!

"Everyone loves Cashana"

"Did you see her pull a Cashana"?

by IAmRightThereWithYou February 15, 2013

Cathal

Irish male name (the Welsh are known as sheepshaggers, not the irish)
It's tagged in lynx onto a ramp in a skate park in fassnidge, Uxbridge
Pronouced COH-ol

OMG Cathal is the sexiest beast alive!!!

by Superduperman April 16, 2007

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018